Otolaryngology

A Visit to an Otolaryngologist

Well. Leif went to an otolaryngologist today. What is an otolaryngologist you ask? It is an ears, eyes and nose specialist. Why is Leif going to see an otolaryngologist?

Otolaryngology

Leif has had a stinky runny nose for quite a while now. Quite a while being around 7 months? We took him to the health center here and they said it was probably an infection and gave us some antibiotics. With much relief, his nose stopped smelling as well as running. It was amazing. Just after Christmas, it started running and stinking again. This is why we made an appointment with the otolaryngologist.

So 7 or so months ago, Leif did something annoying and got a sugar packet stuck up his nose. We could see it there and it was gross. He ran around the whole day with it stuck up there. And all day we tried, to no avail, to remove it from his nose. Sometime after dinner, Leif laughed at something, sneezed, and shot a large sugar packet out of his nose. We laughed so hard, as only a parent can think that is really funny.

I received a call from Holly just after the appointment had ended. It didn’t take long, she said. The doctor sprayed some numbing agent up Leif’s nose, squirmed a pair of tweezer type things up Leifs nose, and pulled out yet more, large-sized, brown, deteriorating sugar packet. Leif was not very happy and cried of course, but I expect he will sleep much better at night now.

The Beer Diet

The new year has rung in and with the holidays over, I hopped on the scale to see the damage. Holy crap! The holidays cost me 10 lbs. I  hit the weight I said I wouldn’t go over again. Dang. Well. Here we go. Time to take a couple of before pictures. I must say,  my future self is in much better shape.

Holly caught me mocking the Captain Morgan commercials

And to start off Leif’s year, he broke his brand new Leapster 2 that he got for Christmas. That was fast. Now the game I ordered for him on Amazon is useless. No more nice things for Leif. Or any of us really. At least not of the electronic kind. We can now add his Leapster to the list of electronics he has ruined.

On the  plus side, it feels good being back in control of what I shove in to my mouth. I’ve signed up to a fabulous site called FatSecret.com. Lovely name. Holly and I have friended each other on their site. Anyway, it’s just your basic don’t eat more calories than your body can burn diet. So each day I keep track of what I eat. And the way I measure my success or failure in a day is whether I have enough calories at the end of the day to guiltlessly drink a bottle from my private collection of home brewed beer. So far, I’ve been successful. I’ve even lost 2 pounds already. Thumbs up for the beer diet.

P.S. As I have received a $50 gift certificate to the beer store (thank you Gavin), I am going to be brewing up a batch of Vanilla-Coffee Porter to help me get through my beer diet.

P.P.S. Compare above photos to me back in 2009 when I was still in shape.

August 2009

Birthday Request?

If Ms. Holly tells you she wants you to sport a cliche mustache for her birthday, do you do it?

Note: If you feel bad about something you did (or didn’t do), this will only make up for it slightly. Tomake up the rest, you must then shave it off.

Removing Holiday Stress

The holidays are here again and it seems more stressful than previous years. At least it did. Between gifts and bills, it didn’t look like we would be able to make it to Oahu to spend Christmas with Mary as we said we would. Well, after knuckling down, we were able to find 1 1/2 free round trip tickets through our Hawaiian miles program. Mary offered to pay for Gavin. That only left 1 1/2 tickets to actually buy, which was much more feasible. So we purchased them. We now have our tickets to Oahu, and what do you know? Most of the stress is gone. Amazing. Now I’ve been able to enjoy the lit tree, house decorations, chocolates, Christmas specials, and various other holiday amenities.

New car

Our poor Jetta has been heading rapidly down hill since we moved to Hana. Between dirt roads, Hana hwy, the sun, and the increased milage (now up to150k), the car has about had it. It’s suffered holes in the oil pan (darn land slides), high temperatures, two kids, a few dents and dings, trips across the ocean, snow (yes, snow), miles and miles of road, rain (inside and out), cockroaches, exploded tires, corroded batteries, blown fuses, and much more. With all our car has endured, it has treated us really well.

Despite the “Mama car’s” willingness to survive, we decided to start looking for a new car. Holly sent me to town on Saturday to buy a turkey, some wine, and a few other groceries. Also, I was to do some research some new cars.

I did the latter first and sent a few pictures back for consideration. None were spectacular. After three or four dealerships, I was tired of being attacked by car salesmen and headed to Wal Mart.

This gave time to think and research the vehicles I looked at. In doing so I ran across a Chevy that had good reviews, was in the same class as the other I looked at. After Wal Mart I headed to the Chevy dealership to take a look. The salesmen didn’t attack me when I hopped out of the car and seemed really happy when I seemed to know what I was looking for. They only had two lest on the lot. I took it for a test drive and emailed Holly a
Picture of the car. Her and the kids all liked it so I decided to just go ahead and buy it.

It was a long process and surprisingly easy. They were even understanding and rushed the whole process just so I could get to Costco before they closed. It also helped that the dealership itself had closed shortly after we started the paperwork.

In the end, I said my goodbyes to the “Mama Car” and drove away with a new Chevy Equanox.

It was a crazy thing to do, but I am a master of rationalization. Plus, for a number of reasons, it was just something that needed to be done.

Back at home, Holly and the kids were entertaining a few friends we invited over. When I arrived home, all the kids ran out yelling, “He got a new car! He got a new car!”. “A” assured the other grown ups that they were kidding and I had pulled up in the same old car we’ve always had. Holly didn’t know who to believe so she had to come out and check.

Her reaction made it all worth it. She jumped up and down, hands over her wide smile, and hugged me in happy disbelief.

The kids were the first ones to jump in to take a closer look. They oohed and aahed at the car. They looked on the front seat. They looked in the back seat. “Gavin got a ‘Bone Napper’!!” And just like that the kids were off playing with the new toy.

So there you have it. The rein of the Mama Car is over. Hail the Chevy Equinox.

Back inside, Holly poured me a pint of cider, we toasted the new car, and continued to enjoy the rest of the evening.